Pon & Zi.

Did you know that when a pemovin has found it’s mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?

Oh, look. It’s beating for you.

I went to pick you a flower, but it was venus fly trap and it bite my head, so I killed it and got you this piece of the grass instead.

You made my heart too happy, so I vomited blood.

No matter how much I can practice, I can’t make drawings of you pretty enough…

Oww! You kissed my eye, buttwipe!

Can we keep him?

My favourite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing that the can’t fight back when you bite their heads off.

I made you a cookie but I eated it.

Aww…the sky is crying.

Even if you were horrifically, disfigured in a freak accident and looked like this, I’d still love you.

Please don’t laugh, if I say I LOVE YOU.

Please don’t break this.

If I promise not to kill you, can I have a hug?

You’re so hardcore.

Falling deeper and deeper in love.

Your fishy appears to have died of thirst. Have a bandaid and come back to see me in three weeks.

If you get wet, you’ll get sick.

My heart will always be with you.

Even heaven is hell without you..

Something is holding us back

Umm, be happy, okay? I killed it for you

Keep me safe while I sleep.

Look what you did! It started feeling funny when I first saw you and now look at it!!

I may not look like much, but I’m pro at pretending to be a ninja

I wish I had a nose…

I would hug you if my arms weren’t so nubbly

Can you get the plague from loving some one too much?

I love you Pluto, to the moon & back..

When I put my lips like this, I want you to kiss me.

I’ll just pretend to hug you until you get here

If my heart had a face, it would be smiling..

I drewed you a picture but I spilled coffee all over it..

You should meet my girlfriend. I bet she could teach you how to be pretty.

Teddies don’t hug back, but sometimes they’re all you’ve got.

I can’t sleep cuz my pillow is too wet!

I’m secretly frying your brain cells!

♥